Icke Land: Conspiracies, Culture, and Commentary

Neuralinks and Nonsense: Icke on Musk, Trump, and Alex Jones

In this episode of Icke Land: Conspiracies, Culture, and Commentary, we dive into David Icke’s latest tirades against Elon Musk, Donald Trump, and Alex Jones—an unlikely trio united (at least in Icke’s mind) by their role in the so-called global control agenda. Are billionaires like Musk really agents of the lizard elite? Is Trump the ultimate chaos agent, or just another pawn in the game? And what does Icke have to say about Alex Jones, the kingpin of conspiracy media?
Join me as we unpack Icke’s wild claims, from AI overlords to 5G mind control, and explore how his worldview continues to evolve (or spiral) in 2025. As always, expect plenty of dot-connecting, a healthy dose of skepticism, and a few jokes to keep things grounded.
Whether you’re here for the conspiracies, the cultural analysis, or just the laughs, this episode has it all. Tune in now and prepare to question everything!
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Sources:
https://sfstandard.com/2024/06/06/trump-david-sacks-fundraiser-dinner-pacific-heights/ - Sacks' June Fundraiser for Trump
https://elonmusk.today/ - Tracking the days passed since Musk's various claims.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-musk-friendship-history-b2672224.html - Timeline of Trump/Musk friendship
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/07/peter-thiel-donald-trump-vance-hulk-hogan/ - Peter Thiel and Trump
https://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/25/world/americas/25iht-25Amero.8473833.html?_r=1 - The 'Amero'
Behold A Pale Horse (1991) - William Milton CooperBuilding a North American Community (2005) - Report of the Independent Task Force on the Future of North America
Limits to Growth (1972) - Meadows, et al.

Jason Christoff, Icke Lander and "Mind Control Expert" (Part I)

This episode the spotlight is on a citizen of Icke Land, Jason Christoff - a self-proclaimed "self-sabotage" and "mind control" expert - who was interviewed by Gareth Icke in April 2024. 
In this first episode about Jason we'll cover his interview with Gareth. Although we walk away with more questions than answers, we do learn that:
"Mind control" is bad. Except when it's not. 
People who can't see "the manipulation" are children.
Suffering is key to maturing into an adult and seeing through "the lies".
The "ruling group" has created the "comfort society" to prevent us from maturing.
The "ruling group" also manufactures trauma for some reason?
Jason may never have heard of a case of medical negligence. 
Netflix is bad. Other streaming services possibly ok?
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Two Ickes, Israel, and Antisemitism

We're taking a break from reading Icke's book, 'The Trap', to check-in and hear Icke's thoughts on the Israel/Gaza conflict. Icke also explains Israel's influence on "The Cult" which seeks to enslave humanity, dabbles in medieval antisemitic rhetoric, and implies that all Jews in positions of power and authority should be suspected of being a part of "The Cult". It's no fun for anyone.
 
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Sources: 
3 Top Iranian Commanders Are Reported Killed in Israeli Strike in Syria
Iran says Israel bombs its embassy in Syria, kills commanders
The murder of Mahmoud Al Mabhouh

Reading ’The Trap’ (Part VI)

We're still caught in The Trap!
This time we learn all about how the WEF kingpin - Klaus Schwab (who else?) - chooses and grooms the "key people" for "key positions" in world leadership and Cult servitude. 
Then we hear all about what Icke calls "The Hunger Games Society", that the Cult seeks to bring about by turning us into cyborgs through COVID-19 vaccines.  "The Hunger Games Society" promises to be super lame, with no end to the AI empowered misery which will take our freedoms and monitor our every move and thought for compliance. 
 
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Sources: 
An impossible gift: Why the naturalization of WEF founder Klaus Schwab will fail
Money for security at the WEF - Growling approval from the Council of States for WEF funds
Michelle Rempel Garner: I went to Davos. The World Economic Forum is not running Canada
Welcome to 2030. I own nothing, have no privacy, and life has never been better
Can COVID-19 be spread through money?
The WHO has clarified that they aren't warning people against using paper money due to coronavirus
DO Black - the world’s first credit card with a carbon limit
No, a credit card measuring people's carbon footprint isn't part of a government plot
 

Reading ’The Trap’ (Part V)

We're back, and Icke's book is worse than ever.
After a rambling, 150 page-long biography, Icke finally starts talking about the conspiracy theories this conspiracy theory book is ostensibily about. Be careful what you wish for. 
Tom looks at Icke's "research" into "the Global Cult" - the malevolent servants of the "non-human" force which seeks "total human control" and "depopulation genocide".
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Reading ’The Trap’ (Part IV)

We're going to keep reading 'The Trap' until morale improves - or we run out of 'The Trap' to read. Icke continues to tell us his life story. Minus the interesting parts, which Tom fills in (you're welcome, David). This time we talk about Icke hallucinating in Peru, how Icke claims a Native American man declared him a figure foretold by legends, and the fallout for Icke's family of Icke's humiliation on national television. Icke also shares how the universal consciousness speaks to us through the heart, and not the head, giving you licence to make up whatever nonsense you feel like.
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Reading ’The Trap’ (Part III)

We solider on with reading Icke's latest, The Trap. 
This time we talk about Icke's meeting with psychic Betty Shine and the messages she gave him from beyond the grave which made him the man he is today. We also talk about the earthquakes Icke said would destroy the world in the 90s (don't worry - they didn't).
 
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Reading ”The Trap” (Part II)

Tom continues his analysis of Icke's latest book, "The Trap".
We learn Icke's secrets to good journalism, and how he went from rural newspaper to BBC presenter in record time. We also catch Icke in an obvious lie, and Icke exposes the dangers (listed on the box) of anti-inflammatory medication. 

Gareth Icke and the Coronation of Charles III

A short, off-the-cuff, minisode about what Gareth Icke had to say about the Coronation of Charles III. 

Reading ”The Trap” (Part I)

In this episode Tom begins his analysis of Icke's latest book, "The Trap".
(With apologies to the people of Leicester for how I butchered the pronunciation of your home)
We learn about the special destiny which has guided Icke's life, Icke's parents, his school years, the beginning and end of his football career. We also learn what Icke thinks of dogs ("magical") and how spite makes Icke a phenomenal speller.
Special thank you to Elise Cabret (How to Stare at Ceilings) for new theme music!